Hey friends,
Welcome to the first issue of Naked Graveyard. I’m tellin’ you right now, I’ve never made a newsletter before in my life, so I have no idea what the hell I’m doing. If you click on an icon and it goes nowhere, that’s why. Don’t worry! I’ve made sure the icons that link to the important stuff all work. Well, they worked when I tested this damn thing anyway. Hey, can I swear on here? Let’s see … shit! Hahaha! Oh, man. We’re havin’ a good time.
(more words etc. below the pic of Dusty)

I should have started a newsletter fifteen years ago when I started writing and self-publishing a novel every year, but there were more important things to do, like reading comic books and listening to Radiohead. Hey, speaking of music, you want to see a wild album cover? Check this out:

That photo above is the cover art for Ninajirachi’s 2025 album, I Love My Computer. If you’re looking for electronic dance music, you could do worse. Alright look, I needed a way to stay in touch with you, and I already have profiles set up on all the social media apps. Gimme a break, will ya? This thing is free, so just settle down. This is all new to me! Check out this photo of Lori, who’s selling her soul on eBay:

I’m told a good newsletter should only be between 300 and 500 words, so I’m gonna wrap this thing up. If you’re new to me and my creative activities, I’m going to drop some links to my podcast and books below the next photo, which is of a man in a suit of armor laying on a bed. He’s a good knight. Get it? Anyway, thank you for subscribing. Follow Naked Graveyard on Bluesky via the link at the very bottom of this page.
See you next month!
-Andy





